Tag Archive | Chudai Jokes

Santa Doctor Ke Pass

Santa Subah-Subah Rote Huye ek  Doctor Ke Pass Pahuncha.

Santa – Doctor Saab, Maine Raat me Ek ladki Ke Sath Sex Kiya ……ab mujhe peshab nahi ho rahi hai?

Doctor Ne Checkup kiya……………………….

aur Bola …………………………………………….

Doctor – Chutiye Saale…….

….Peshab Karne Se Pehle Condom to Utar Leta..

Tum 11 Baje aana

Ek aadmi  job ke liye interview dene government office me gaya.

Interviewer -Aapko koi bimari to nahi hai ?
Aadmi:- ji sir, aise to koi bimari nahi hai bus, jung ke dauraan
meri taango ke neeche  ek bomb phata gaya tha aur mere TATTE udh gaye the.!
Interviewer:- Ye to koi khas problem nahi hai ……Kal se aap join kar sakte ho.
Hum sab subah 9 baje aate hain,tum 11 baje aana.
Aadmi:-mai 11 baje aaunga aisa kyun?
Interviewer:- Hum sab 11 baje tak kuch kaam nahi karte hain, bas TATTE khujlate rehte hai……….