Vidai ke time ladkiyon roti kyu hai..??

Boy ask a Girl: Vidai ke time ladkiyon  roti kyu hai..??
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Girl: Bhosdi ke agar tujhe pata ho ki ghar se dur le jakar koi teri maarega to tu kya nachega.

What is Your Name

Girl: What’s ur name.
Boy: Black Lion.
Girl: Are You joking?
Boy: No it means kalu singh n ur name.
Girl: Soft underwear.
Boy: Are you joking?
Girl: No, it means komal chadda.

Koi Kami Nahi Hoti hai

Ladka ladki ke saamne pant utarkar bolta hai:
kya tumhare paas aisa wala hai?

Girl  bhi panti utarkar boli:
jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi  bhi kami nahi hoti hai….!!

Koi Kami Nahi Hoti hai

Ladka ladki ke saamne pant utarkar bolta hai:
kya tumhare paas aisa wala hai?

Girl  bhi panti utarkar boli:
jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi  bhi kami nahi hoti hai….!!

I LOVE YOU TOO

Ladka Laki se I LOVE U bolta hai 
Ladki: main kisi aur se pyar karti hun.
Ladka uthkar achanak bhagne laga aur
Bola..Teri maa ko Btata hun…….

Ladki: Ruk ja kamine I LOVE U TOO.

Santa Doctor Ke Pass

Santa Subah-Subah Rote Huye ek  Doctor Ke Pass Pahuncha.

Santa – Doctor Saab, Maine Raat me Ek ladki Ke Sath Sex Kiya ……ab mujhe peshab nahi ho rahi hai?

Doctor Ne Checkup kiya……………………….

aur Bola …………………………………………….

Doctor – Chutiye Saale…….

….Peshab Karne Se Pehle Condom to Utar Leta..

Tum 11 Baje aana

Ek aadmi  job ke liye interview dene government office me gaya.

Interviewer -Aapko koi bimari to nahi hai ?
Aadmi:- ji sir, aise to koi bimari nahi hai bus, jung ke dauraan
meri taango ke neeche  ek bomb phata gaya tha aur mere TATTE udh gaye the.!
Interviewer:- Ye to koi khas problem nahi hai ……Kal se aap join kar sakte ho.
Hum sab subah 9 baje aate hain,tum 11 baje aana.
Aadmi:-mai 11 baje aaunga aisa kyun?
Interviewer:- Hum sab 11 baje tak kuch kaam nahi karte hain, bas TATTE khujlate rehte hai……….

Santa Ki Biwi Ka dar

Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se hi bahut jyada darti hai.
Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?
Santa: Kal mein jab ghar sham ko ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard wale ke saath baithi thi

 

Santa Ko Thappad

Santa bus me ja raha tha,achanak ek aurat ne thppad maar diya ………….

Banta: Yaar tujhe bus mein us aurat ne thappad kyu mara?

Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji aap jara saadi upar uthana photo leni hai !!!

 

Saali Ka Response

Ladka Apni Saali Se: Mein tumhare liye churiyan lekar aaya hun.
Saali : Jiju,Aap hi pehna dijiye.
Ladka: Mujhe tumhara response pehle malum hota to mein panty lekar aata.