Tag Archive | Gande Jokes Hindi

Santa Doctor Ke Pass

Santa Subah-Subah Rote Huye ek  Doctor Ke Pass Pahuncha.

Santa – Doctor Saab, Maine Raat me Ek ladki Ke Sath Sex Kiya ……ab mujhe peshab nahi ho rahi hai?

Doctor Ne Checkup kiya……………………….

aur Bola …………………………………………….

Doctor – Chutiye Saale…….

….Peshab Karne Se Pehle Condom to Utar Leta..

Tum 11 Baje aana

Ek aadmi  job ke liye interview dene government office me gaya.

Interviewer -Aapko koi bimari to nahi hai ?
Aadmi:- ji sir, aise to koi bimari nahi hai bus, jung ke dauraan
meri taango ke neeche  ek bomb phata gaya tha aur mere TATTE udh gaye the.!
Interviewer:- Ye to koi khas problem nahi hai ……Kal se aap join kar sakte ho.
Hum sab subah 9 baje aate hain,tum 11 baje aana.
Aadmi:-mai 11 baje aaunga aisa kyun?
Interviewer:- Hum sab 11 baje tak kuch kaam nahi karte hain, bas TATTE khujlate rehte hai……….

Santa Ko Thappad

Santa bus me ja raha tha,achanak ek aurat ne thppad maar diya ………….

Banta: Yaar tujhe bus mein us aurat ne thappad kyu mara?

Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji aap jara saadi upar uthana photo leni hai !!!