Boy:Hey can i touch ur software?
Girl: first show me ur hardware?
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Boy: can i install it in ur system?
Girl: Ok…… but cover it with antivirus, then install it.
Tag Archive | Gande Jokes
How much calcium is there in women’s Breasts?
Boy to girl: How much calcium is there in women’s Breasts?
Girl: I don’t have any idea but it has enough calcium to help a Man’s boneless thing to standup!
“Prostitution is the on…
“Prostitution is the only industry where fresh employees are paid more than the experienced ones”.
What is the similarity between a girl &petrol?
Tarzan And The Animals
Tarzan and the animals went to the river for swimming….
Tarzan removed all his clothes. All the animals started laughing.
Tarzan asked “Why are you laughing”?
The animals told him……… …….”Your tail is in the front”
Doctor Advice
Doctor: You look so weak, exhausted.. Are you taking 3 meals a day as I have advised to you?
Woman: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
Difference between your wife and your job
Difference between your wife and your job?
Your wife quit sucking after 3 years but your job didn’t.
Difference between, a penis and a Bonus
Difference between, a penis and a Bonus?
You’re girlfriend will always blow you bonus.
Gynecologist Appointment
One night, couple were laying down the husband gently taps
his wife’s hip and starts rubbing her breast. The wife turns over
and said: sorry honey, I’ve gynecologist appointment 2morrow and I
want to keep it fresh.”…………………………………..
The husband, dejected, turned over and tried to sleep.
Unable to sleep a few minute later, he taps his wife shoulder again. This
time he spoke slowly to her:
“Honey,Do you have a dentist appointment 2morrow too?”
Condom Talking To Whisper
Condom talking to Whisper : Dear, Every month you stop my business for one week
Whisper says : oh ,if you make a mistake for one time, I’ll loose my business for “Nine” months…..
